(LOL, likely a paid co-branding snippet and doesn't do anything for you)3) We run "X" in ads to attract buyers!

Quote from @Brandon Croucier: Financing a commercial MF that runs as an STR is possible.Appraising a property based on the income is not, whos to say a buyer would STR the property. 

We have VAs that use triple line dialers and Pipedrive to run our CRM. 

You have to run numbers and decide after that.

I read "guarantees" - for me that is the biggest scam ever and right then and there either hang up the phone or delete and block the email. anytime anyone guarantees anything run and run fast.  

Again, you're running a business.  2.

Each corporation runs differently so some are easy to deal with and some not so much.

I was told by another investor that I will run into a seasoning problem, but i don't see how if i don't plan on refinancing.

Most of my renters are nurses, engineers, and tax payer funded employees (Government workers). 

For certain areas annual pest control may be needed for colder areas maybe you run the risk of freezing pipes.