He couldn't find anything and said it was just plugged up since the previous tenant was using too much soap.

Have you looked into soap stone?

Refinances are a full fresh complete re-underwrite comprising 95% of the same work/paperwork that a purchase mortgage involves, assuming of course the consumer wants the Fannie/Freddie subsidized rates.

(e.g. contiguous)- Comprised of 4 parcels:P1 - 70 acres with 2250sqft 200yo house and 20yo barn.P2 - 35 acres with under conservation easement.P3 - 5 acre minor sub division home lotP4 - 5 acre minor sub division home lotSITUATION- Seller is 70yo and retiring in 2019- Seller has heIrs who are absent and uninterested in owning the property (will eventually sell inheritance)- Seller is a frIend and neighbor of the famIly- Seller (and our famIly) have preservation/non-development hopes for land in the neIghborhoodOUTCOMESFor the Sellers:- Immediate cash lump sum (property needs some work)- "Guaranteed" monthly/annual payments for deal term- Retain ownership and occupancy of real estate until they vacate- Seller retains ownership if buyer defaults- Continuity of neighborhood legacyFor the Buyers (us):- Acquire property rights- Fixed sale price- Known caretaker/occupant- Continuity of neighborhood legacyDEAL OPTIONS- $450-500k sale price- 10% down- 20 year term- 0% Interest- Land ContractThis seems like a good option to consider in terms of managing tax impacts to both parties, but at the cost of fewer “ownership rights” for both parties.- Seller FinancingThis seems like a good option to consider in terms of better “ownership rights” for both parties, but at the cost of trickier tax implications.

No soap. 

We scrubbed everything with TSP, Dawn soap, and degreaser in the kitchen.

I supply a basic starter set of its ( a few rolls or TP, basic soaps etc) and let guests know that only an initial basic supply is provided so they know to pack ahead. 

The red rag barely moves at all when the cycle is running due to such a small amount of water and poor agitation, both of which you need to actually clean cloths and rinse out all the soap completely.

If you're interested in networking events, there's a monthly meetup comprised mostly of folks from BP.

Well that's a soap opera right there.