Other then that, we get into the ridiculous but effective, like smokin hot massage girls, free vegas trips WITH the smokin hot massage girls........... uhm, did I say smokin hot massage girls.

When you're massaging the numbers to try and make a deal out of a marginal one, you often end up with problems.

(This is my first income property analysis, so be gentle…LOL)Asking price- $130,000Down Payment $5,000 (3.85% I know not much skin in the game)Required maintenance $0 (I am not naïve enough to believe this, but haven’t gotten any concrete data to refute this claim (By the owner).

Then there is a tenant down in a makeshift illegal basement unit (4th unit) that is paying on time, but I cannot continue letting him live down there if I am going to get a rental license from the city.I am meeting with the non-section 8 tenant who is not paying their rent, and the illegal basement dweller today, and was looking for tips on how to gently explain they need to go - and soon.

How they massage the rents to the LLC is out of my scope of knowledge.Any cleaver contract language that could structure the deal as I outlined in the first post?

I pulled out the massage table and gave the whole family back rubs.

I, as well as the other Guide Dog handlers I know, agree that we overcompensate for our lack of sight - we thoroughly examine (with our hands) our dogs daily or more, and I personally, massage my dog daily (twice a day if I think she needs it).

I used a trash grapple to gently remove the bats, a respirator and broom to remove the guano.

so gently helping them move and paying can be and advantage to you.. plus they don't destroy the house on the way out..

Real Estate Newbie here so please be gentle...