I spent 15 years as a registered Investment Adviser and trader and we always preached maintaining AT least 3-6 months emergency funds (monthly expenses COMBINED) at all times. 

First place i would try is auto trader and cars.com. they arent necessarily cheap because they're unreliable, but because they're higher mileage or a little older. 

Then he created ten more versions of the same book, packaged specifically for teachers, managers, salesmen, stock traders, garbage men, and astronauts.

But how about a cheap plastic pourover cone and some No. 2 cone filters for it, a little hand burr grinder, a gooseneck teakettle, the timer on the microwave, a cheap digital scale, and two bucks in Trader Joe's medium roast whole beans in a little fancy-schmancy jar?

I know that to mine a bitcoin a computer has to do so many calculations, yada, yada,yada and a bitcoin is created-oh and there can only be 21 million  of them.

Use that private school tuition money to invest in Real Estate. or Bitcoin?

We're on the transitioning areas..... though Trader Joe's.... lol and targets rather than Walmart/dollar general.

Send me a million Bitcoin and I'll give you my entire MetaVerse portfolio.

Game Stop is back above $250, Bitcoin is over $60,000 and some jackass just bought a .jpg image with an NFT attached to it for $69 million dollars.

First you will say "wow, there is a hell of a lot of down in the DOW" (yup, because traders make $ on, trading, not increasing, why there called traders and not growers).