And paired with an FHA loan, seems like a great way to get started in real estate investing.Again, appreciate the help!

Pair your money with a hard money loan to pick up a house and use seller financing to make monthly returns through interest.

I can't find an all in one solution, but you could pair a fixed shower head with a hinged shower arm.

One thing to look at is to pair your strategy with your risk tolerance. 

You can rent machines from them and then keep the money for about 50/pair/month.

That would go straight to my daughter's piggy bank.The remaining $2,530,349.00 would go into a mixture of Real Estate multifamily/hotel deals in Cincinnati, my wife's gofundme account...the "hey baby can you go fund me a new pair of shoes?"

If you work in investments and could use an extra pair of hands, I would be glad to mow a lawn, paint a room, pull carpet, etc... in exchange for learning under you.

If you do not find a mentor from this post try a key word search for property management companies in your area and contact them directly with the above request paired with a box of donuts and a some coffee when you meet them at their office. 

This way I can still rent to two students in pairs if they rent together, and they will still have their own living space, but their rooms will essentially be connected together.

Mine is a very large over-under with a full basement, a pair of stacked 2/1s.