There are definitely 'Detroit-like' market collapses in areas, but they tend to be more of a slow train wreck than an instant crash.- If you have bought for your tenant market, the renters will not necessarily disappear.

first,  there are no kits that convert a gas water heater to the little vapors that the instant water heaters put out.  

Setting up a bank account where tenants can deposit cash will help getting rent without having to walk around with too much cash in your pocket and provides and instant record of rents received but may not help the paper trail for an eviction.

The card itself gives you instant 2% off all purchases (including sale prices) and 2% store rebate (although they don't give you this til the end of the year).Plus Menards offers additional discounts as well depending on the materials you buy - an additional 2 to 5% typically.Sounds like Lowes is a bit better and I always use their card for the carpet discount.

This supposedly is the only reason that they will release the duns number for free instantly.

I'm trying to convince myself that if I purchase the property, I'm gaining instant equity, as well as a possible small net cash flow.

Instant Guaranteed Approval.

There was a mattress on the bathroom floor - I presume so that they could wake up and instantly throw up.

To bring it to that level, wanting all the instant equity.

It is in their PayPal account pretty much instantly if you are doing a transfer from your bank account.