To be great at anything you have to be a little obsessive and real estate investment is no exception.

There are exceptions, and some investors have succeeded with Airbnb style rentals in Santa Fe that can be very lucrative when rented consistently.

Except I didn't get sued by the Marion County Health Department; my timelines and the people are the same...

Roseville has their own utilities except Electric gas, you can't go wrong.

There are exceptions, such as existing rentals in commercial zones that transfer, but do your research! 

Except I wouldn't have time if I was managing this building.

Except for offices, I do not provide reoccuring maid or housekeeping services.

I plug in known properties, fit a curve as in sales (baths, pop density, and so on), and try to predict the property's condition based on those features within an error rate (except this time you'd be predicting the probability of a condition, as opposed to sales price).

This means that the seller will defend and protect buyer against right claims of third parties to the property (warranty of title) and no liens or encumbrances in the property (warranty against liens and other encumbrances) exists except on the items listed in the deed.

As with most areas, the search for a vacation rental is typically dependent on permissibility of usages and the Oregon Coast is no exception when it comes to increasing barriers to entry of areas and properties that will allow nightly rentals.