In addition to the interest of the loan, you'd also be paying this as well. 

DealMachine and direct mail can work well, but consistency is key.

Well? 

I also invest in other assets such as stocks, and private companies as well.

I have 3 windows as well that don't stay in the open position that I have to replace.

This is a unique home and it actually has a full kitchen, 2 bed and 1 bath downstairs and I think it might be well suited as a very large vacation rental(entire home) or both floors being rented separately at some point in time.  

You want them all to be able to communicate well with you and with each other.

I wish them well. 

I would go as-is as well!

And you can be a landlord that gets a very poor return because they haven't utilized their space well by changing the layout.