Of course, it was the national college football championship game and it snowed like 5" that night.

I have cash to put down on the first property to break into the market and my fantasy is to get a MFP to flip and hold.

So around where I live one of the most expensive football stadiums is being built.

You stick to your fantasy.

The idea of retiring early is a fantasy for a lot of people.

(If you DON'T have 20%+ deposit, then really, your question is just a rhetorical fantasy, after all?) 

However, if you have a policy of maximum number of people per bedroom, such as 4 people maximum for a 3 BR, you should be ok as long as you are consistent and notify them in your ad.Sloppy Car                               not a protected class, ok to discriminateRude people                             automatically disqualified, not protectedSmokers                                    not protectedliars                                            not protectedopposing football team fans      not protected...etcSince you are in that great of a rental market, you could raise the bar on your qualifications. 

I'm goin going over to her unit on Sunday actually to replace the bedroom football her kids damaged and assess any other damage.

Here in fantasy land we routinely hold deeds in escrow with their legal effect conditioned upon the occurrence of a future event.

Many of our guests have come to B/CS for things other than football.