20 November 2023 | 3 replies
Let's see:6 AM: Wake up for my pre-dawn personal body massage7 AM: A quick swim in my Scrooge McDuck Money Room8 AM: Breakfast with Warren, Bill or Elon depending on my mood9-12 PM: Counting and arranging my fat stacks of cash12:30 PM: Lunch with whichever rich Sheik is in town2-5 PM: Inspecting the underground gold vaults6 PM: Board the Supersonic for dinner in Bali10 PM: Have 4 gymnasts carry me back to the crib11 PM: Lights out!
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8 November 2023 | 36 replies
I'd like to say a big fat "You're welcome" to the BP community for introducing one of the finest gentleman the real estate investment world has seen 🙏👍Here a you go mate - https://www.biggerpockets.com/forums/55/topics/114811-pleasu...And yes, 38,000+ thousand posts later I can say "it's working" haha
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27 November 2023 | 2 replies
I am looking at a condo in Fat City as an investment property and read there is a lot of revitalization going on in this area.
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4 March 2017 | 10 replies
Honestly, I think people paying these outrageous prices for properties that don't even cash flow either have no idea what a deal looks like or are being sweet-talked by their agent into believing it is one so they can get a fat commission check.
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29 January 2018 | 2 replies
But violent crime generally only happens in the worst.If you decide to come to Sacramento, this map I created with all the neighborhoods and their ratings will be a HUGE shortcut for your learning curve:https://www.biggerpockets.com/forums/621/topics/444774-sacramento-neighborhood-map-and-ratings----finallyUltimately, it's going to come down to the numbers on all the properties you look at and what kind of returns they offer.But beware looking in the worse neighborhoods... they have high cap rates and on paper they look like an amazing deal... until you find out that collecting rent is a challenge and the tenants destroy your properties so you're left with a fat renovation bill every time someone moves out.If you have any more questions just ask and we'll help you get pointed in the right direction :-)
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21 February 2019 | 29 replies
Like I said that's why they give me a nice fat unsecured LOC so I can move and tag the secured line and not put him in a big rush.
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30 November 2023 | 40 replies
Lol, writing a big, fat check to the IRS is the hardest part of flipping.
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1 April 2019 | 17 replies
(but they HAVE to be fat virgin goat.
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5 October 2016 | 21 replies
To the contrary, you want as fat a deal as you can find to absorb any mistakes and not let your first property wipe you out.
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22 January 2024 | 4 replies
Now, however, foreclosures are far and few between and not nearly as fat a market as they were back during the crash.