How much income each property individually made, how much money you dished out in expenses per property individually, each unit inside an apartment building etc., and then gives you your bottom line.You know how much money you made in profit on each individual property any time of the day, any hour, any minute, any week, any month, you type in the date and run the Profit and Loss Report by Class and voila you know exactly where you stand to the penny any time you want on whatever property you choose to view.

Satellite dishes? 

You may also want to broaden your pallet and experiment with certain ethnic dishes.  

There's some tasty nuggets in there about managing contractors as well.

I have also negotiated things such as new HVAC, hot water heaters, dish washers, egress window, roughed in plumbing for a basement, etc. prior to close.

My favorite mexican dish is chicken mole and Oaxacan gastronomy has probably many, many variations of chicken mole I'd love to try!

Who's going to track missing or broken silverware, dishes, glasses, etc.?

As all liens earn 10%, your actual returns become much lower as you dish out premiums (that won't earn interest and aren't refunded back to the investor at any time). 

Essentially, feed them a tasty bribe, and they will be too busy munching to talk ...

I once had a tenant complain about roaches and when the exterminator went for an inspection I had him snap pictures ... there were dirty dishes stacked a foot high in the sink ... crumbs and food wrappers all over the floor, etc.