__________I challenge everyone on Bigger Pockets who is reading this post to guess what is even going on in this photo.

Once you see their photos you'll get a solid glimpse into what type of lifestyle they live aka how they'll treat your rental. 

And maybe I could do some digital staging for listing photos? 

We are in escrow and we paid our mortgage lender for an appraisal but the appraisal had no analysis, only photos, this doesn’t offer any information, only a subjective visual report, correct?

Got in to a 20% down with no points through another lender at the same rate as the other lender with no min requirement.

I have a spreadsheet to track how much I accrue/set aside each month based on the rents I expect to have coming in.My banks let me have these accounts for free with some nominal minimum balance requirements.I have separate accounts for:Working Capital (main account, rents come in, mortgages go out)CapexRep/Maint/VacancyTax/InsuranceCashflowTenant deposits (for self managed properties)https://www.amazon.com/Profit-First-Transform-Cash...

To see the conditions of the premises, I attach some photos.

While I wouldn't give a tenant a discount for stating they will stay longer than one year I wouldn't entertain renting to another tenant who is guaranteed to be a short term tenant for a nominal increase like this one.

To be a good home inspector you need to be Knowledgeable.Have a good website.Provide tons of detail in your reports...Photo's, Video etc...Timely.

Take some awesome marketing photos then put it out there in for everyone to see.