You can't do anything about the noisy neighbors, that kind of crap is always going to be an issue somewhere.

I trolled Bigger Pockets reading a whole crap load of information and trying to "Figure" out exactly what my first BIG move should be?

Aaron they don't give a crap about what you think will make you the most money.

I have a stack of paperwork on my work desk about 4in high of all the crap I had to sign and send them... then after it was finally sent to the underwriter my signatures were out of date... so print them off sign and scan them back... for 60 days.... was a headache.

I'm tried or the ink getting clogged and crap

Here's a tutorial for making a website through Wix from @Brandon Turner How to Create an Awesome Lead Generating Website in Under an Hour with No Technical Abilities

Unless the market is absolute crap..which at that point, you need to ask yourself if it is a good idea to invest in  a crap market it might be, it might not be. 

Some have little tutorials in the mls you are using.

The mounting hardware is such crap it seems like you have to swap it out every other time you switch the blinds.

There's tutorials on youtube on how to pull the data.