Seems to me that a landlord is a good source of information and in a position to witness the collection of chemical bottles, ammunition stock piles, etc.

We would mention a few things about Real estate he would pop bottles of wine we would sit around and have some nice Napa cab and shoot the bull for way longer than we should..

Eat a 25 dollar hamburger and uncork a 400 bottle of wine.

There were empty pizza boxes stacked all the way to the ceiling and every bit of counter space was empty rum bottles.

I will probably have a couple bottles of cold water to give you...

Think about bottled water. 

I have come to settlement several times with a bottle of Dom for my agents.

You forgot one of the biggest Petrocracies immediately to your north ;-)   It would be nice to see prices put the tar sands genie back in the bottle for a bit before our governments wholesales all of the resource to China.

Gas would you use propane bottles or have a hard line installed?

. - The initial steps to get the tenant in don't line up with ours so it's a real bottle neck.