In short, you need working windows, no cracking/chipping paint inside/outside, smoke and CO2 detectors inside, no overgrown greenery/trees outside, no holes in the walls, if you have carpet inside - it can't have stains or rips in it, and some other small stuff.

For one, my lender told me banks won't do loan assumptions even if the loans are assumable, but I think they were just blowing smoke so I would get a new loan with them.

This guy is in class action lawsuit LOLHis typical way of making money, over valuing the RE by selling it to folks like you and me lol But he has an awesome G 550 or maybe he upgraded to a G 650  you don't buy those suckers with smoke and mirrors..

First complaint I have about the system is there smoke and mirror gray and white disclaimers they almost contradict him selves not with the services alone more of the membership payment etc. 

If one person has smoke in their unit and causes the alarm to go off, the alarm in all units go off, and the fire department is automatically notified and is required to show up (is what I'm told by the FD and PD).

The whole idea of an LLC is to prevent future damages.The doctor said I could smoke cigarettes because most people don't get cancer from it.99% of the people asking about LLCs in the forums here do not need and can not form an LLC to carry a property in because they are using residential loans and don't have an LLC with 2 years of tax returns.

I found all sorts of things to reference for an eviction including excessive damage to the property, signs of an animal, lack of yard maintenance, oil spill on driveway, smoke detectors removed, the unit smelled of smoke, appliances that came with the unit moved off site ect... 

The fire dept just makes sure there are 2 and smoke detectors 

In fact, it was even worse because they overlooked a ton of code violations (missing smoke detectors, etc.)* Accounting system is f-ed.

If you are careful and listen well you will be able to see through the smoke and mirrors to the real applicant.