With 3 TURBO charged Sump Pumps your basement will be dry enough to store tissue paper. 

We usually hang shower curtains, add throw rugs, hangers and gift bags with tissue paper, a plant and door mat at the front door and lots of air fresheners.

No products aside from bathroom tissue may be flushed down the toilet.

Airbnb has captured a word in the mind of travelers and investors to the same extent that Kleenex is synonymous with tissues.

If it were me, I would go over to the unit, and take some muscular friends with me, move his stuff outside, set him outside; and lock the door.

I'll have him work on a product line of solid inexpensive massage/stretching devices that primarilly function by floors, walls, ceilings, doorways and basic furniture that has been passively developing in my head over the few years that I've been dealing with a lot of stress related muscular pain, not to get personal but maybe I may have run into this fellow for another purpose than so far assumed.

This will likely be an expensive research project as it might require obtaining lung tissue contaminants and matching them to the residue in your home.  

Tax Liens, foreclosures, LL/T issues).I guess you can say I'm doing some market research to tailor my own services to this niche.  

Hope you make it through because the investors that make it through this will have built the scar tissue to make it through anything.