Additionally, a sewer line repair usually results in vacancy and lost rent--even more lost money.A new driveway can easily cost $5k on the low end, and plenty of properties in my area have $15-$25k+ driveways. 

But we moved out the low rent tenants and after the rehab we filled all units with market rent tenants.

Any way to delay the official sale to keep taxes low while still maintaining a contract to buy? 

All this fancy mumbo fha guideline gumbo means is that your projected market rents assuming all units, if it were rented Times 75% need to be greater than what your monthly payment is  (PITIA = principal/interest/taxes/insurance/assessments monthly), other wise FHA will not lend at that loan amount so common solutions to this when rents are too low in your local market are to put more money down payment which defeats the whole purpose of low 3.5% down FHA doesnt it?

I'm sure others will have a different opinion, but I believe your OpExp margin of 66% is WAY too high 4% vacancy is too low.

The only way you can break that log jam right now is severely lowered fed rates, but the level of federal debt is such that they're in a no-win situation because there's going to be little appetite these days for buying 1% fed notes from overseas.The fed rates were kept too low for too long.

So the probability of someone replacing their W2 income is extremely low.  

I bought this residence with my VA loan but realized I should have used either conventional or FHA due to the low cost of the home.

And it needs 40k in work and the ARV is 55k.Project cost = 50k - 60kARV = 55kThere's no profit margin for a lender to feel comfortable even thinking about a loan.The problem with these micro price points is that almost no lender wants to even be bothered with them.I always tell people if you have 30k, then you can do a low price point deal in a market from Pittsburgh to Indy. 

We aren't zoned for a campground or RV park nor do we want to pursue changing the zoning to that, but keeping it low-key and low-density it doesn't attract attention, nor are we putting massive cap ex into it.