As I explained to my wife, "I am screaming on the inside about money, but I am the happiest I have been in years."

coming from Ca even the $$$ ones are screaming deals.... where to look for cash flow in a quad?

That's really all that's left of their humanity in assisted care.The residents moan and pray and scream and cry and bargain and beg as they're wheeled out.

That thing could scream the place down ... gone!!!

Honestly, if someone brought a deal to me, where I am taking all the risk, fronting all the cash, signing on the note, paying the negative cashflow towards the note every month, but it was somehow otherwise a screaming deal (hard to imagine), I might kick the person that teed it up for me 5 or 10% equity in the deal. 

It felt a lot like screaming bomb on a plane to me.

I have found a screaming deal.

As opposed to be dragged along kicking and screaming settling disputes and sitting through mandatory Fair Housing trainings.

She freaked out on me and called me screaming.

And if you tried to use your asset protection argument in closing, as has previously been noted, in many states (if not all), your butt (and your client's) would have been bloodied on response/rebuttal.This is where you say good night and good bye.