This is a new construction house and the builder is selling at a premium, but the price appeared to be highly inflated.

Honestly speaking, I like people that speak frankly, so I was probably a sucker for Engelo's "if I swear a lot I will appear like a straight shooter" delivery.

I'm not sure if you are familiar with the sports above, but you are attempting the equivalent of skiing Corbets Couloir, mountain biking Portal, or kayaking a Class 5 rapid on your first attempt. 

My lease says I will handle pests that appear in the first two weeks of occupancy, just in case I missed something during turnover.

Also, this appears on the ABNB app...Interestingly, none of these 3 charged a pet fee. 

So, the ROI becomes less and less as you work with them unless they can manage to clone them self as Tom appears to be attempting to do.

A partition agreement might allow mutual access easements to avoid the appearance of a subdivision.)

So either AirBnB thinks the new law doesn't apply to the cleaning fee, or they're still planning to do the same with that before July 1.In any case, it appears hosts will still be able to configure whatever fees they like for cleaning, pets, extra guests, whatever. 

The police never reached out to me.Fast forward 10 days later and I'm getting a notice that I have to appear for an administrative hearing because I was "allowing" gang activity to occur and jeopardizing the safety of the community.

I have seen 2 hurricanes - Irma, which was the equivalent to a tropical storm and Ian.