I have no desire to lose money monthly to gamble on appreciation, if I want to gamble I'll buy a lottery ticket.  

You describe the place as a "private mountain getaway," but it certainly doesn't feel like that.

Having an understanding of rental properties and first hand knowledge of AirBnB will help make you a more well rounded appraiser.

A lot of people are just jacking up prices willy nilly bc they can get away with it. 

I tell PotentIal tenants it’s usually quiet unless of coarse a gun goes off In a drIve by or the police are arresting someone with their sirens on .i also tell them it’s just a short walk down down the lItter lIned street to our frIendly liquor store and there’s a charmIng little ma and pa corner store that sells cigarettes ,rolling papers, and lotto tickets - all the essentials.

Misrepresenting driveway access is a fast ticket to getting sued by the buyer.In addition to the other good suggestions here, I'd suggest a certified letter / return receipt to the broker at that agency.  

Where else can you live in a $10 million house but get away with not paying millions in other debt!

What are the conditions of the big-ticket item?

I kick myself for the ones I let get away.

I am currently employed as a ticket broker, so I have consistent income to pay a monthly mortgage payment as well as the down payment.