IT’S WHO YOU KNOW— Dress up super nice and be very humble and/or waterworks sad and call/visit the County clerk, get them on your side, then go call/visit the city mayor, city administrator (often last longer than mayors), and get them to talk to the clerk/severing person for you.

I would dress well and drive Uber/Lyft as I was working digitally as a realtor. 

On Friday or Saturday night get all dressed up and take her out to dinner in the neighborhood you are interested in buying in .

They’ll actually yell at you if you’re well dressed, pull up in a fancy car and start walking around (looking like an agent or investor), “Not for sale!” 

In the interest of world class customer service, I got dressed, went over and squished the arachnid post haste then dispatched his little corpse down the drain.

I prefer my occult gatherings to be in a field with white maxi dresses and long dining tables, but really, what's the harm in people letting loose in the name of knowing t h e m s e l v e s? 

Geez man you oughta be wearing a dress .

I don't bother with stainless steel appliances, if you need to dress up your place with a sheet of metal you've missed the real designs that truly improve the place.

Keep your costs down - don't let renters or new contractors see you all dressed up and driving a fancy new car. 

Up sell at weekend event to binder of (choose one): (a) 1-2 long-winded talkers stretching 1-2 hours of material over the course of 15-20 hours of audio packaged in an overly extravagant binder or (b) DVDs of well dressed salesmen and trophy wives walking around luxury homes and fancy cars they rented for the shoot. 4.