Could this be misconstrued as a bribe or be taken offensively?

I would venture that none would take offense as long as you didn't credit yourself as the listing agent.  

@Sofia JohnsonSofia, your post about the tenant referring to you/your offer as "racist" is so offensive that I wanted to offer a recommendation on that as well:  the next time you are contacted by the tenant, consider stopping the conversation right away and letting them know that your last communication with them was unacceptable.

Ok, no offense to you, but I have tracked down the source of ridiculous monthly costs of $800-900/month bills during the winter for resistance electric heat. 

Just yesterday Murphy sounded new alarm bells because of "Covid variants".No offense, but you're playing with fire by relying on sketchy venmo details. 

Appreciate your effort and they probably won't care but I hope you don't take offense to my honest opinion, it was not well written.  

Are the colors non offensive?

No offense, but you've owned the property for at least a few years and are still making a lot of rookie mistakes.

No offense, but he should not be taking advice from someone who has their own interests in mind.

Do you have any real estate stories of guys who have succeeded (at least to some extent), while doing things you considered just incredibly dumb? Winners in spite of themselves? Because today is my fifth day of dumpin...