Worst part was, we had an alarm system, but wasn't instructed properly on how to arm the motion sensors, so the thief waltzed right past the armed alarm when he left with all our copper.  

The idea would be to subscribe, send photos and questions, and get a digital custom package back with videos, links, examples, and advice for your interior design/ rehab / flip questions.

Most of the local banks offers me a 20 years/6%ARM (not a fan of ARM...) so it makes it tight to reach my expectations.  

Especially if it's a 1-4 unit property that doesn't have to go the commercial 5 year arm terms.

I offer assistance with digital marketing to probate leads.

You might try asking for what I got from my one of my lenders,  they offered a 15 year note on a 5 year ARM with a cap of a 3% rise in rates. 

Cash out refi and invest in real estate in cheaper markets2. take a 7 yr ARM (cheaper rate) while doing a cashout refi

and look for a ARM accredited manager.

I've thought about putting something weird in the ad before - "5-armed martians require extra deposit", but I just let it roll. 

I keep a sidearm within arms reach at all times.