How about: 1/3 Gold 1/3 Berkshire Hathaway 1/3 Tax free munis No tenants, no toilets, and no taxes

But if you can make it happen, be smart and find a creative way to do it, you will be gold 5-10 years from now.

the wearable headlamps are worth their weight in gold...and a camera.

Our call back % was also declining month over month and we got more dirt then gold.

I usually just answer by telling them how much I enjoy sitting on my giant throne made of gold and jewels, which everyone gets after becoming a real estate investor....;-)

Scalloped sinks, brown floor tile, yellow/gold tiles. 

These folks are gold mines of information and quite often know which houses need the most amount of help that the current owners will never want to, be able or couldn't care less to. 

The "gold standard" is to buy a solid house, in a good neighborhood ,that rents for 2% of all in, rent ready price or better.

And if I can keep finding deals, I am pretty sure it's a gold mine.Note: Tried doing some due diligence, and it just happens that a lot of naysayers hate the Rich Dad system (95% sounded like buyers remorse), but with the amount that go through the classes, I wonder why none of the people who actually go to a class say anything about it(if they do, it's just very neutral). 

I've never found any gold here in California so I guess nobody can find any right?!