If you make this investment, not only are you going to lose all your money, you're gonna get dandruff, your dog is gonna die and your daughter is gonna run off with some biker dude!" 

You can get into a bunch of properties with that much money, but honestly unless you just really love RE I'd be pretty tempted to find a couple of decent dividend funds and just harvest the returns.

Bird dogging is a way to make money but its not gonna get you rich.WE have had many do some birddogging for us on the private lending side to find qualified people that need a loan and its interesting how many last a few weeks - I sense the same holds true for real estate bird dogs.

Cat odor is far more problematic than a small dog, but I would check landlord references to confirm how they've maintained their last residence.

She's has an enormous dog (lab) at the house so I didn't attempt to go there to post the notice on her door as he had bit someone before.

Just me and my dog, and the open road.

YOU DOGGED A BULLET THERE.

They are both looking for bird dogs. 

From memory, Skid Row isn't doing good and neither is AHP Servicing (the actual mortgage Servicing company they started, which seems to have dog sheet reviews).

If the latter you may just be an independent “bird dog” for a wholesaler competing with everyone else.