I have cleaning rags (microfiber cloths) available, which I ask that they wash if they use them.  

  ( I dont think you would win due to the destruction )I dont think you will have a problem finding another tenant , peoples homes , businesses and cars were washed away , they are sleeping in shelters  . 

Option A, we list at this price, Option B, if you want to sell at a discount today I have a list of cash buyers that will pay 60% of that price, Option C, if you will leave the existing financing in place and sell it Sub2, then some of those cash buyers will pay 70% of Option A, or some variation of that.I guess it depends on what city your are in. 

When buyers see a lot of inventory and many months on market, it empowers them to negotiate more, this lowers prices, which in turn lowers comps, which prompts more sellers to sell out of concern, discourages buyer to make that "investment", causing more inventory and encourages the remaining buyers to offer "ahead of" where the market is going, which is anticipated even lower...I have always said, once the first row of houses is washed into the ocean, watch how quickly the for sale signs pop up in the second row.

I'm wanting to wash my hands of the property and get out with the most capital intact.

They bring all their own cleaning supplies and take my laundry offsite to wash themselves.  

I am able to travel north into JC easily but towards Asheville and anywhere south is impossible as the bridges have all been washed away. 

A little goes a long way you only need 5-10% down for a New primary, 10% for a Second/Vacation home, and 15% down for an investment home even up to 4 units.The home you are planning on selling if you rent it out you can use the 12 month lease/rental agreement to offset (Wash) the mortgage payment if you take cash out so that you do not get hit on the new purchase against your DTI.

The 2019 build would blow away/wash away in a storm way before the 2000 build but to the insurance company on paper the 2000 build was a higher risk. 

It's not "sign the PMA" then wash your hands of it.