I haven't found a way to auto send my normal responses either so I just have a note on my phone and copy/paste.

I know there's the inspection period and buyer must perform due diligence BUT it never is normal to research permits for every single plumbing fixture, electrical box, all liveable areas, etc.

In normal Temps it cools below 80.

We are talking about the normal here, not about the outliers. 

That is a requirement with the DSCR program regardless of the lender.If this is true I will probably start buying the first one with a normal conventional and using the DSCR after.Thanks!

How could I possibly work with a realtor so that I could just get a normal homebuyer and assign the rights to the contract to them?

Considering the fact that you already have a lot of equity locked into MFH that's essentially sitting at ~5 caps, I would think about diversifying a little bit and try to pick up some decent quality C SF housing that is a gamble on appreciation but can have some stronger cash flow.

They tried to clean it, unless you left specific instructions on the care I think its normal for people to make a minor error like that cleaning. 

all from normal use.3.

She has demanded that we bring on a licensed and bonded specialist....Uh-huh, soooo tenant's asking to to operate like a normal professional would....