I've spoken to a dozen banks and mortgage brokers and keep getting a big fat NO.Does anyone have any secret loan or financing scheme out there that they want to share with me?

So those owners got hit with a big fat special assessment they weren't expecting.  

So we closed on Sept 3rd and we got a nice big fat check for 14k!!!

We are finding that many of the contractors are fat and happy. 

Here is how you do it. put a fat bonus for agents who sell two or three or more properties as a package, and make sure you do not post that info on the Remark Section of the MLS  that everyone sees it.

I am a buy and hold guy of 13 units (SFRs, condos, duplex, ADUs), with fat equity given when I bought, and think I have wrung out all of the value-ad plays that can be done in this SD market (or maybe not?). 

I think it is very unprofessional for one contractor to badmouth another and that guy is a big fat jerk for doing so!!  

The fat cash flow I have enjoyed for 12 years.

Lots of fat and middlemen getting that way. 

I did not define it, as each market has its own, mileage may very.. but if I would put a fat range on it, 20 - 80 type units.