@Bryan BealYou remind me of that teenager on spring break who emphatically stated “If I get corona, I get corona, I have been planning this spring break for 4 months”.

My friends and I (3 of us)  were attacked on a beach in broad daylight in a safer area for spring break when we were teenagers by a gang of 10 people.

I worked for the company that sold the Carlton Sheets packages sending them out when I was a teenager. 

It's really about mid career when they start having a bunch of excess cash to deploy.I experienced great losses in my teenage years so saw early on how fragile life is and you can have the best of plans and it all doesn't exist the next day.

When you were living at home as a teenager, where you that concerned about turning off the lights when you left each room? 

Given that our old 75 gallon didn't hold up with 2 teenage daughters I switched to NG on-demand & they never complained again in the 4 years they continued to live there & that included catering to their sleep over guys. 

Personally, I find them to be a waste because they're used improperly, even in my own home with teenage children.

Only two times I rented to new divorcees (single mom/ dad with custody of teenage children).

No one living below them BUT it was very strong in their teenage son's bedroom, who in turn swore it was the cat litter odor.

Avoid emojis and teenager speak.