A flavor of this has happened in Eastern Europe.

Show me the law that says sheds must be vibrant in color.

The vibrant mélange of different cultures here in this glittering cosmopolitan cynosure of the Western Hemisphere?

@Joe Splitrock I never thought of FIRE that way, but it does have that flavor when you look at it that way.

And as I visit the area, stay there, drive around for a few weeks to get a flavor, I'd like to meet and develop a relationship with an agent well-versed in these type of deals, AND a property manager that is happy to handle a small-fry with just 3-5 units.

. - my wife is mandating a gradual move to a warmer and more vibrant place ... not a knock on WI.

You don't have to list all criteria but just a flavor for your criteria I require like proof of income ect. 

There is a Kevin O'Leary On Wealth Event in my hometown, looks like many across the nation, very much has the flavor of a guru course, but I can't imagine he is pitching wealth through real estate. 

So I suggest you discuss it with your security attorney, as it sounds like some of them are using their own flavors of it.

If it doesn't work, then it's just another flavor of "nice place to live" and not the "investment" you are seeking.