to "I really need some help training my dog" to "wow, I wish I knew how to cook the perfect burger".Nobody is suggesting that anything on Bigger Pockets is legal advice.  

When I was growing up, we got peanut butter and cheese from the government, we got clothes from older cousins, and went outside and played instead of belonging a gym. 

I remember when I moved into apartments when I was younger, sometimes I'd find a bottle of wine or chocolates or a cheese basket, and it always made the place feel a little warmer.

Some people will go to the food bank or buy tortillas and beans or macaroni and cheese - and pay their rent in full and on time, because that is their priority.  

I never paid my rent late and never asked for a favor from my landlord, to allow me to pay my rent late.When she pays the rent late because she buys her kids birthday presents - it's really you buying the presents for the kids.When a tenant doesn't pay rent, you are the one paying for whatever it is they chose to spend their money on instead of rent.And don't assume they're scrimping on macaroni and cheese or buying a funky old car.  

Something like this:If it's long and fuzzy and pink - it used to be a cucumberIf it's lumpy and fuzzy and green - it used to be macaroni and cheese...Care to add to our list? 

Bring out a grill, some burgers n dogs etc......

It's easy to drive people awayUse the bathroom and don't flushMake yourself a Limburger cheese sandwich in the oven.Show up lateShow the abrasive side of your personality

Thought this was gonna be a tenant without heat, not a tenant without the ability to brown the cheese on his lasagna.

@Dave Hurt looks great and you know I'm foaming at the mouth waiting to get a craft beer and burger!