On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

Either offer a few bucks or maybe buy a few brewski's or nice bottle of wine and call it good =)

Much like when you see bottles of Wine..

it was a huge headache, but we were successful, and afterward, the house was spotless. in the house you're working on, i'd say, it wouldn't be difficult, since it's not full of personal items. but diatomaceous earth only works if the bugs make physical contact with it. we used ourselves as bait, sleeping on air mattresses in the center of the living room, but it was not ideal, especially with a baby. another thing to consider is that breathing it in can be harmful to your lungs and dries your skin out(it also dried out my rugs and floor a little, but, i wanted to cover all my bases). be sure to get the food grade stuff, wear masks when puffing it around, and only puff small amounts(we used a condiment bottle- for mustard or ketchup). another way to lure them through the de is with heat and carbon dioxide(because we generate heat and carbon dioxide)- you could use candles, but be careful leaving them unattended if you are not staying at home through this process. i wish you the best of luck. bed bugs are no fun.

You can use Concrubuim (around $15 for the smallest bottle) or this for $3.98http://www.lowes.com/pd/Tilex-32-oz-Grout-Cleaner/3699106I've used both and both have worked equally well. 

I don't mean I have to be involved with your deals.. you can just use my volume to get ahead of the competition there.. you would owe me dinner and a fine bottle of wine is all next time I am in FLA  we buy in Orlando so no conflict with you

All those people are buying gas, snicker bars, beer, lap dances, newspapers (still), water bottles, BBQs, TVs, and Lakers tickets.

Plus, when I delivered the 30 day notice in person I also delivered a bottle of wine to smooth over any hard feelings.  

Wine, coupon to a local restaurant, water bottles, popcorn, are just a couple ideas.

. $5k seems more than enough to me for a bottle of bleach water and a could minutes of time!