I also have a few good attorneys that I’ve built relationships with that are absolutely delightful to work with.

The walls are not caving in you will make it through just lessons learned for the next round 

The dynamic gradually went from me needing them and vetting me for their program to aggressive now or never ultimatums, challenging/criticizing my commitment and morals, and using religious appeals and made up personal stories to try and get me to see the parallel and cave/sign/pay.

National Parks are mentioned above - everyone knows the Smokies, Yosemite, Yellowstone, Zion, Grand Canyon, but have you heard of New River Gorge, Mammoth Cave, Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore, or other lesser known but very well visited national park sites?

Or Dunlap Hollow with their A frame and Cave house.  

I will be delighted if you include me in your group. 

I'd be delighted to talk about planning with you!   

I was skeptical at first but it was a delight.

And notice how the common expression is one of delight when they hear a "yes", because it is more rare in start-up. 

I've had one deal like this but backed out after I found the kitchen roof had caved in.Tax auctions sound great on paper but you really need to know what you are doing.