Then I interrupt them and ask if they've check the do not call list... this morning a lady said yes! 

Second, most tenants are lucky they can dress themselves in the morning, much less paint walls without destroying the floors, ceiling and trimwork.

we just got a few tornadoes early this morning. 

Once you do this, excuses start to sound very weak.

Quote from @Matt Meier: Good morning,I’ve come across a renovation property available at a significant discount and would like to secure it without going the traditional 6-month financing route.

You may want to live in a world of Wild West, anything goes business (I won't mention the orange haired political elephant in the room) but I assure you, your ignorant, uninformed, and weak defense of this sort of activity is not common.

Got a call from the tenants mother on Tuesday morning - she said her son (my tenant) was shot nine times this past Saturday & is in intensive care, surgeries, etc. 

Good morning......imma boiler too.....I'd be open to connecting for sure

@Collin Hays My favorite that came in at 6am one morning when the nights low temperature was 58 degrees and the high temperature was to be around 75 was the following.

Good Morning BP,I bought my first house last year in Suffolk, Virginia just to get started in the real estate game.