If you are worried about having to patch sections, you can get a vinyl plank which does not interlock and is {mildly} adhesive to the floor {adhesive is already on the back of the plank}, but designed so you can {with a little effort} pull up and replace individual pieces (and not have to lift entire sections of the floor to replace one piece)

I guess that makes me both ignorant, and mildly retarted.

The new owners had to purchase a new washer for 850.00 because it was caked with detergent and fabric softener.The rental agreement also states that the security deposit is to guarantee the return of the premises to the landlord in the same or better condition as when accepted by the tenant, reasonable wear expected.This was not the case.

Not ideal (to put it mildly).So long as you aren't forced to sell, hopefully the area will grow to justify your optimism. 

They fired him and hired her.They get a mildly above average rating due to the issues we had with the previous PM. 

So one of my tenants complained that the ceiling fan has a mild "hum" noise. 

Stove cleaner (glass cooktop) and some HE laundry detergent- these last two mostly because I don't want them to decide to use what they have....

Man, compared to some that I have seen, that looks like a pretty mild case of mold.

Our company culture has a mild revulsion to paper. 

Wow.However, even just an unheated "cowboy pool" (a small metal pool- usually round), is incredibly risky for owners- and mildly risky for tenants.