You can use a variation of that as well such as "I buy houses Fast", "Sell your house fast".

Hiring: The contractor needs to do what the city wants with no variation because that is what slows things down when the inspectors have to keep coming back. 

Before people spend umpteen hours and money on a platform or a variation of a platform research would show that has been tried many times  and failed.Researching an idea before getting way down the road with it is generally a good strategy.

Or some variation thereof.

Now both halves of the city are huge places obviously with a lot of variation in neighborhood.  

The bank then becomes a 24 hour drop box that supplies a receipt to each tenant and accepts cash or any variation.

Yes it can be done, but there are numerous steps that have to be followed:(1) Opening and holding accounts for international persons in the US, if in their name, there are variations with each country of citizenship and residence of the individual.

If that's what you have, it can be caulked and yes it can be painted without too much variation assuming both paints are a similar age.If you have a color match done, it will be slightly off.

@Joe Villeneuve I first determined my budget for the downpayment as well as what i need the net monthly income to be after expenses/debts, then i created an excel spreadsheet to run all the different variations of the loan.

I should've really put this in the first post, but I'm assuming you have no money in the deal because you cashed out or just had a VA loan or another variation of it to begin with.