Again, I don't mind paying someone for their expertise but I don't think I've ever felt more like I was putting cash in a garbage disposal. 

They have that disposable income to pay for that city life and as a result prices keep going up.  

Do I know for a fact that the garbage disposal needed to be replaced?  

I was thinking what if she leaves everything behind and I charge her a "disposal fee" or how ever we can word it.  

Best route in my opinion would be to get together a pool of private money lenders that are at your disposal.

I'm an investor and RE Investing Coach specializing in wholesaling, rehab flips, disposable LLC's, tax deed land lots, multiple choice offers and, my personal favorite, seller finance rentals.

In the US, many states have a minimum amount of time that personal property needs to be stored before it can be disposed of. 

Once grouped, any suspended losses on a single property that is disposed of are not released until the entire group is disposed.

There was carpet on top of old carpet that had never been vacuumed, it reeked.I bought some Zinsser BIN, a disposable respirator, some brushes and went to work.

Some people with stricter criteria will do net income because things like child support can gobble up a lot of disposable income.