Or like a 30-something-year-old bachelor who pretty much just heats up pre-made food in the microwave for every in-home meal walking up to the chef of a successful French restaurant and asking her how he can cook like that and open a restaurant.

Garbage can, microwave, coffee pot, etc...

What did I find - the roof had been leaking and the drywall in the ceiling of the master bedroom and den had been soaked through and the house smelled damp (apart from other minor things like the dishwasher and microwave were missing, there was a chip on the floor, the front door didn't close properly because of the rain, etc). 

It is your typical "U" shaped layout, kitchen sink and cabinets on the right leg of the "U", stove & microwave at the head of the "U", and refrigerator and more cabinets on the left leg of the "U".We have a JV partner on the project who is awesome.

The inspector listed as a major item that the brand new never used stainless steel was broken and did not work.The receptacle for the microwave is in the cabinet above the microwave.

Here's what I generally pay (remember, this is my area, my contractors, etc, so it may not be apples-to-apples in your area):Water Heater plus Expansion Tank: $125 (done by plumber)Gas Range: $25 (done by plumber)Fridge Water Line: $15-25 (done by handyman)Dishwasher: $75 (done by plumber)Garbage Disposal: $50 (done by plumber)Built-In Microwave: $40 (done by handyman)Washer/Dryer, plus Venting: $25 (done by handyman)Oftentimes, my project manager will do most of these things, so it's actually free, but if I'm paying my contractors, this is about what I expect.

I am heading out the door to go replace a tenants microwave.

Put stove where the sink is now, over the range microwave with vent above stove, vent out above the cabinets out the window wall.

Now the landlord should have explained this to you , but it is probably in the lease .In the mean time its cold showers , microwave , and blankets and sweaters

., I'm talking about small fire extinguishers like I've always been given in my apartments when I rented, not ones large enough to fight a several foot fire, but something for a fire in the microwave, for example.