No kidding, I was bench pressing 135 pounds, :) and nearly dropped the bar on my throat after your said something that made me chuckle enough to lose all my strength.

Dark green is D and light pink is A.  

That's a 500% lowering of the bar on my part ( or should I say price increase to avoid backwards math).

For example,In a 20 unit apartment building, all one bedroom one bath and pink in color.18 are rented, 2 vacant.The 18 that are rented for $500 per month.  

The "robber baron's" like J.P.

If it came down to emotions over numbers my daughter would be my designer and all my hones would be pretty pink with sparkles....

Well, they're illegal in my area, although I think a neon hot pink sign would be an eyecatcher.

you could but most banks and credit unions who will let you cash out your car with a title loan against your pink slip/car title will usually require you to meet 45% Debt to income so if you're maxed out as you say it might be difficult but not impossible.Penfed.org allows use of retail value on NADA (higher than kelly blue book usually) and lends up to 100% of this value.

I like the small HOAs that provide a little bit of uniformity (no pink houses, please) and an extra set of eyes when the property is not being kept up (garbage left out, lawn unkempt).  

We chose an area we were familiar with and selected what were called flats, a unit up and a unit down.About 7 months in my dad and I were at the counter at a coffee shop and my dad asked how things were going with the land barons.