The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”Theodore Roosevelt

They take the guts out of it where they shoot it, and then strap it onto the trunk of the car or in the bed of their truck and take it back to their house, and hang it upside down from a tree limb to let the blood drain out of it for a certain amount of time.

@Tracy ScottScour the HOA docs for wording involving occupancy such as, "not more than three (3) persons not related by blood or marriage living and cooking together as a single housekeeping unit."

When your googling how to get blood out of hardwood, ok than talk to me about a "tenant nightmare".... 

Enterprising blood-sucking-leaches, er, I mean lawyers, will search the public records looking for people who own multiple properties, and then find a reason to sue them. 

The captain/crew are more important than the vessel.

Honestly, these issues you've aired, a cold-blooded "Landlord" wouldn't loose a wink of sleep over.

@Tyreek King-El you can't get blood out of a rock!

But cant seem to get a bank to loan to us anything without giving blood.

In the blood.