Perhaps there's another more gentle and righteous side to him, but the behavior he exhibited on TV in front of millions of people reflects a serious flaw in his character...one that won't likely be easy to overcome in court.

I am off to the gym; they have Seinfeld reruns all day, and I can hook up my earphones to the massage chair I work out in, so other machines won’t bother me.

Seth-As a courtesy to your borrower, you might consider gently telling him that 100% occupancy is actually a problem.

Really it's just a gentle way of letting me go and in a way that they aren't on the hook for unemployment.

I wouldn't be all that gentle about it.

Gently set it down and see if it moves without a lot of intervention.

I'd also make sure that my gentle, pleasant water sprinkler was running over the new lawn when ever you show the place.   

He has a limo pick me up at the airport and arranged for me to get a massage after the long flight.

A little empathy about the impact will help ensure that you interaction is gentle but you do need them to vacate (i.e. understand it is an impact to the tenants but it is also a necessity to your investment).Good luck

They don’t have to be new and you can get some killer deals on gently used appliances from homeowners that are upgrading.