Unfortunately pictures don't do it justice.  

@Justice Jacobs  Hi Justin. 

Getting paid is just icing on top IMO.

In criminal proceedings, where defendants face the potential loss of liberty, our system of justice ensures that the criminal defendant has the right to counsel, and if they cannot afford one, they can be appointed counsel to represent their interests.

Or any number of made up Social Justice liberal arts degrees. 

I'm bad at posting responses, but I thought it wouldn't do anyone justice if I didn't.

To properly underwrite conservatively you need to assume they won't and then IF they do that is just icing on the cake!

I’m Justice Carter.

Then I called the local code enforcer, who directed me to the town justice, where I finally found some useful guidance.

Unfortunately, Disney decided to play the Social Justice Warrior game.