Now say there is a major issue, it's in dystopian "snow-flake-vile" and has lost considerable monetization so owner pulls trigger on Strategic-Default.

My goal is to simply monetize as much of what comes through the pipeline as possible.

Monetizing debt and debasing currency is what the top US economists do.

These are credit instruments that allow you to make a lease payment in exchange for monetization of these instruments in trade transactions. for example, I may be able to "lease" $100,000 line of credit for 3.5 percent of its face value, or $3,500 dollars.

You should consider a monetized installment sale.

I'm not sure what the monthly cashflow will be but I'm hoping for $250-400/mo net.  

On one of my bigger fatties (over $500) I may do a monetized installment sale.The gain shouldn't have been a surprise. 

I'm trying to figure out ways to monetize or at the very least, make my 1400sqft basement useful.

I'm an Android man myself, and Apple's elimination of the 3.5mm headphone jack was a terrible decision, but they managed to monetize it with the Airpods.

High end artwork like Monet or Dali, or at least some paintings of scantily clad women.