If all else fails, before ditching the business, take a break from the super distressed owner occupant type sellers.  

I would love to ditch my spreadsheets.  

I ditched them and moved everything to Nationwide.

While most of the advice runs toward just ditching the deal.

I don't necessarily hate the signs but I do hate getting out of my car, crossing ditches, high grass, etc. and trying to pull down signs that have been placed in spots and anchored in ways that make them difficult to remove

Does anyone have thoughts on what this last-ditch double-armload should be?

I went from busting my hump digging ditches in the rain and mud to programming robots. 

Ditch the car, take a loss, buy a beater then go drive around in the beater like @Natalie Schanne suggests. 

After 3 months, i decided to ditch my personal site altogther.

Think of DM like a billboard - you'll almost never get one person who drives by once to call, but when they see you and your message all over they'll reach out when the time is right.As far as format, ditch the "yellow letter".