I'd like to invest back home in Ohio eventually (I lived in both Columbus and Dayton for about 5 years each), but I'm much more comfortable starting with something I can see regularly. 

Columbus, OH is landlord friendly and the term "landlord rights" is a real thing. 

Oh wow USAA - that is cool, let me know how that works out.Did you try Steadily?

Oh, and my published criteria state that any possible exceptions will certainly include a higher security deposit. 

If you're open to exploring other markets, Ohio has some fantastic opportunities.

What city in Ohio is your SFH located?

I am not familiar with Clevland, Ohio. 

Go beyond Cleveland I’d day, look at other markets in Ohio and compare.

Certain parts of Ohio are working out...but it all depends on the property and price you can get, not so much the area.

Oh well, Another day another BS artist.