I guess since neither of us work for that fruit-logoed company, it may be time to figure out an exit strategy instead.  

There is lower hanging fruit available for motivated agents generally.

It will take a bit of hard work and some initial capital, but can be fruitful if you get good at it.

A leaky washing machine hose is nothing , Just basic home ownership .  

I hope your attempts are fruitful too.Thank you all for your input!

If there are any builders that would love to show me the ropes and enjoy the fruit of their labor in a year or two once I'm doing these deals, please reply and lets set something up!

And, if you're looking at a FL LLC your information is always available to the public anyway without a bit of machination so it's going to be difficult to shelter your identity that way anyway.  

You could become a full blow deal locating machine. 

Just closed on one today :)Creatively you can get many revenue streams, advertising on the exterior, coin operated laundry, vending machines.

And For Brandon it would take him all day to drive and take a Ferry I can pick him up and be there in 30 minutes  .. got to love the time machines....