This is why it is folly to believe one can simply acquire a property and just sit on it forever and all will be fine.

I’d simply seek a variance and see if it’s still doable. 

You don't even have to drill holes in the walls to mount stuff.

And then re market it they cant have a buyer lined up ahead of time.. as that on its face means they have marketed the property.So read em weep wholesalers assignors.. but I am going to provide ulra short term funding for X wholesalers were we will do JV deals and they can still do what they do.. obviously its going to cost.. so wholesalers with limited profits wont be worth it..Or X wholesalers in SC simply have to get a RE license and get in the business that way . 

I don't want to have any issues with folks that have allergies, especially those that have severe ones that can cause serious issues.Another thing is can't simply don't care...about anything...or anyone.

Also, your wife simply would need to "materially participate".

Here in New England you just can’t assume a ski season of 2-3 months is going to offset 9 other months of carrying costs; you’re already starting in a hole.

Simply write the tenant prospect the following letter and be done with it:  Hi [Prospective Tenant’s Name],Thank you for your interest in renting our property.

A DSCR product is what you are looking for.DSCR simply doesn't take into account your personal income, instead we qualify the loan on the properties rental income (or projected rental income).Your credit, properties cashflow, loan to value & prepayment penalty are going to be the main determinants on what this loan looks like for you.

It might be simply forfeiting the deposit assuming no damage to the unit or a flat fee payment in addition to the deposit.