I don't need my tenant using the garage as a catch all for their crap that they cannot seem to part with.

People don’t give a crap if you went to Harvard if you can’t execute a deal.  

Hi!  I own investment property that I rent out and take my write-offs, but I just use my CPA to do the paperwork/return.   What are the tax benefits to holding empty properties that hold little value?  It sold for $44...

I will say I claim to actually give a crap about people.

Crap.

EVERYTHING you can do open market, you can do with REO and the intangible benefit of the bank being emotionless (Doesn't think their piece of crap $250M property is wroth $500M) in the deal.  

I hope they get their crap done in time.

@Dan Schwartz her lease is 12 years old and the former landlords kept extending it so the lease is kind of crap but it ends anyway this month.No security deposit as it was paid years ago to someone else and she would not get it back anyway - the place is not in great shape.

The rest of the stuff scares away newbies but the seasoned investor could give a crap.  1% gives you a lot of leeway to miss an item or two.  

It trust me to lead them into the next project as they know that even when crap hits the fan, I will still be there to make things right.