Steam shower-total splurge) and tons of marble.

Hard floors will need to be cleaned and recleaned thoroughly preferably with detergents and steam mops.

The last owner was in his 80s used to stop by once a week and fill the water in the steam boilers.

It would be quite a feat for a lawsuit to have enough steam to go through all of that. 

some help for you: avoid the plumber for your hvac system. if you have a how water system, a bleeder valve and is on the side of each radiator, needs to be opened to release the air from the system so the water will get to the radiators, or the valves at the base of the radiators are off..open them, assuming you have a hot water system. if its steam, your valves on the radiators are clogged or the shutoffs at the base of the radiator are off. open the or install new valves. 

I'm considering this my golden ticket to start picking up steam and acquire faster and harder.

This is basically what almost everyone on facebook ads is doing if you see those cool gadgets and toys (I also did this and it is a good steam of income).

Once it hits March I think it'll pick up more steam. 

@Ryan Moody We require the carpets to be steamed clean, it's in our move out rules.

Prior to that though, we were projecting better than originally anticipated for our first year considering a new STR seems to take several months to pick up steam.