Feel free to ask away I don't question it; simply found it funny because that's same line Morris used.Any way you slice it, renting properties as a landlord in the $600-900 range is a lot of work.

First, you make your money when you BUY a property, second, a negative is a negative, no matter how you slice it, third, banking on appreciation is risky (2008-2012).

No matter how you slice it, property management is a thorn in your side.

I would rather have a slice of the cake instead of my my own piece of candy.I have more reason why I find it attractive but those are a few!

You gotta check out La Pizzeria food truck for some delicious slices or hit up Carmine's for tasty Italian eats on a budget.

REALLY YOU WILL.Most people who really don't understand IRR seek the crumbs when if they understood it, they can get the whole slice of the pie!

If larger building is on a smaller parcel size then you can look to cost segregate the property  and allocate a higher percentage value to the depreciated building and a smaller slice to the land. 

Now, to slice and dice the words, meaning, etc.......I routinely advertise I lend money.

I would assume that these are situations where you might be weary of "Adverse Possession" claims since either neighbor may attempt to claim a slice of the land as their own.  

Syndications can be great I am personally invested with one Sponsor who is a regular on this site.. you need to be accredited and 100k minimum.... although some do less.you do give up control though.. so for me its only appropriate for a very small slice of my investing portfolio .. one thing with the rentals is you have control completely of them.. you want to sell you sell.you going into a syndication you are along for the ride and have no control the control is all in the hands of the sponsor..